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Heat a large skillet over medium heat. Add 6 slices thick-cut bacon and cook until crispy. Remove bacon, drain on paper towels, crumble, and set aside. Reserve 1 tablespoon of bacon fat in the skillet for extra flavor, or discard and use olive oil.
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Pat dry 1 lb boneless, skinless chicken breasts. Season generously with salt and black pepper. Heat 1 tbsp olive oil (or reserved bacon fat) in the same skillet over medium-high heat. Sear chicken for 5-7 minutes per side until cooked through. Remove, dice, and set aside for your Crack Chicken Penne: A Quick, Creamy Dinner Adventure.
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While the chicken cooks, bring a large pot of salted water to a rolling boil. Add 12 oz penne pasta and cook according to package directions until al dente. Drain well, reserving 1/2 cup of the starchy pasta water before discarding the rest.
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In the same skillet (or a clean one), melt 8 oz softened cream cheese over medium heat. Whisk in 1 cup low-sodium chicken broth, 1/2 cup whole milk, 2 tbsp dry ranch seasoning mix, and 3 cloves minced garlic. Simmer gently for 3-5 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the sauce slightly thickens.
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Stir 1 1/2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese into the creamy sauce until fully melted and smooth. Add the diced chicken and the cooked penne pasta to the skillet. Toss everything to coat evenly. If the sauce is too thick, add a splash of the reserved pasta water to reach your desired consistency for this Crack Chicken Penne: A Quick, Creamy Dinner Adventure.
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Stir most of the crumbled bacon into the pasta mixture. Serve your delicious Crack Chicken Penne: A Quick, Creamy Dinner Adventure immediately, garnished with the remaining crumbled bacon and 3 thinly sliced green onions. Enjoy this comforting meal!