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First things first, get that quinoa cooked and cooled. Seriously, cold quinoa is easier to work with. While that's happening, finely dice your red onion and mince the garlic. Grate the carrot and zucchini. The finer, the better here, especially if you're trying to sneak veggies past discerning eyes. I always taste a tiny bit of the raw onion and garlic – just to feel alive, you know?
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In a large bowl, mash your drained black beans with a fork until they're mostly broken down but still have some texture. Add the cooled quinoa, chopped onion, garlic, grated carrot, and zucchini. This is where the magic starts to happen! Give it a good stir. I always forget to season at this stage, so don't be like me; add a pinch of salt and pepper now.
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Crack in your egg, then sprinkle in the breadcrumbs, chickpea flour, cumin, smoked paprika, and fresh cilantro. Now, get your hands in there! Seriously, mixing by hand ensures everything is evenly combined. It should feel like a cohesive, slightly sticky mixture. If it feels too wet, add a little more breadcrumbs or flour, a tablespoon at a time.
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Scoop out about 1/4 cup of the mixture for each patty. Gently form them into discs, about 1/2 inch thick. Don't make them too thick, or they won't cook through evenly. I usually get about 8-10 patties. This is the stage where I sometimes get a little messy, but it's all part of the fun, right?
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Heat a good drizzle of olive oil in a large non-stick skillet over medium heat. Once the oil is shimmering, carefully place the patties in the pan, making sure not to overcrowd it. You might need to cook them in batches. Give them space to get that lovely crisp. This is where patience comes in, remember my crumbly disaster!
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Cook for about 4-5 minutes per side, until they're beautifully golden brown and crispy. You'll see the edges firm up. Resist the urge to poke and prod them too much! Once cooked, transfer them to a plate lined with paper towels to drain any excess oil. They'll be hot and smell absolutely incredible – all those spices just singing!